Posted 5 days ago

ok that last one wasnt actually in any fanfiction i just made it up

Posted 5 days ago

Villager prevents the terrorist attacks against the World Trade Center

Posted 1 week ago

Knuckles was so mad he refused to stop until he’d said his piece. “Face it, Sonic, this ‘God’ of yours doesn’t exist and never did!

Posted 1 week ago

Jake Snake who is Solid Snakes son has to fight metal gears now becaus Solid Snake is dead

Posted 1 month ago

The entire Mushroom Kingdom has fallen into chaos.  Why? Because the evil Toad wont stop jacking off to Mario’s face.

Posted 1 month ago

“yes, it’s me. Kanye west. I have hi-jacked a space garbage truck from mars to destroy all humans with garbagee! he said.

Posted 1 month ago

Larry King: OW!!! What the… OW!!!! (is shocked again by Pikachu) Can’t anyone translate for him?!?!

Posted 1 month ago

[Fred Durst:] [In Knuckle’s Ear] KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN HEY!

(click for animated gif)

Posted 1 month ago

Kirby is furious about his game system being taken from him, had to wait in line with his dad to get it but sadly his dad died in line so he

Posted 1 month ago

Edward Cullen drinks Saiyan blood, transforms into a giant gorilla and kidnaps Mario’s girlfriend.